Daily Archives: November 5, 2009

time travel

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13

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’ The fence was too high to see over but I saw a Little gap in the planks so I looked through to see … Continue reading

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New Government Seal

New Government Seal: Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle  to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, … Continue reading

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