RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

RED NECKĀ  HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

  1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
  3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Mad Pit Bull“Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pitĀ  bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad.
I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.

Better wait outside.

Be right back.

Cooter”

About Kevin Leigh

Kevin and his wife Mary have been married for 25 years with three boys ranging in age from 12 to 27. He is the co-founder of Dealer Simplified a WNY company.
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