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Your young, dance to the loud music

kleigh — Sun, 01 May 2011 12:53:24 +0000

“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it loud as fuck and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want?”

Tops Pharmacy in Alden, NY | Be Prepared to wait

kleigh — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 14:33:35 +0000

The Tops Pharmacy sign should read, I was not listening in class, so now I don’t know how to use the software. Please wait while I fumble through the menus and don’t make eye contact.

The staff are usually nice except the Pharmacist Amy, she is the most disorganized person ever. blames everyone else, from the doctors to the computer. Its a shame because it only take one to ruin the customer experience.

Barrack Bingo

admin — Sat, 08 May 2010 12:37:45 +0000

Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!” [or

Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]

CarFax Report on the Nation, Running on Hope!

kleigh — Sat, 08 May 2010 12:33:16 +0000

Running on Hope from Douglas Sarine on Vimeo.

USA Gone To Hell :)

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:05:07 +0000

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When
he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6
million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

kleigh — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:58:05 +0000

RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.

Better wait outside.

Be right back.

Cooter”

h1 n1 mask

kleigh — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:40:40 +0000

In case we run out of masks during the N1H1 flu season, here is a ‘homemade’ mask you can make yourself.

It is even compatible with the wearing of glasses.

One thing though — MAKE SURE YOUR MASK IS CLEAN!!!!!!!!

h1 n1 mask

Can we have peace?

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 11:36:15 +0000

My father-in-law-was telling me a story the other day about a luncheon he was at, where the speaker, prayed before the meal. The prayer was the standard Christian Bless us Jesus for the food.. well you know the rest.

A older Jewish woman at the table my father-in-law was sitting at said. “Didn’t the Christians have enough, with Christmas. Why do we have to put up with Jesus talk all the way into January”

Well, to my father-in-laws credit he did not ruin the lunch for everyone at the table by barking at the lady. But when he was telling the story, my gut reaction was:

We will never have peace with that kind of attitude.

At what point in this world will Religion not become a reason to be angry. God, in whatever form he/she takes in your believe system is always tolerant. So why do we use His/Her name to hate, discriminate or like the lady at the lunch, be plain nasty about?

Listen I am Catholic, but have a deep respect for all religions. Here is why for example:

Think of the pilgrimage that millions of Muslims have taken over the years to Mecca
Think of the years spent by the Hindus at prayer wheels and in mediation.
Think of the months spent by Catholic children preparing for their First Communion or Jewish children in prep for Bar Mitzvah.

Each religion is very personal and very important to the person that practices it. In fact even those who are not active in their church or religion usually have deep believe system, that should never be questioned.

I have been at Jewish events, and heard grumblings from the Christian’s in the room. I have heard the stereo types that make up our country. I just want to say again.

We will never have peace with that kind of attitude.