I love the USA even with all of its quirks

in America……You can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
n America……Where there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
in America……Where drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
in America……Where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
in America……Where we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (just because i have never used my garage for a car does not make me a bad person :))
in America……Where we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
in America……Where we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
in America……Where they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.