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Category Archives: Rant
Too Funny: Irish Family Home Schooling!
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My … Continue reading
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Alexander the Great Death Wishs
On his deathbed, Alexander the Great summoned his generals to request three wishes: The best doctors should carry his coffin; The wealth he had accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the way to his burial; His hands … Continue reading
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Ever Wonder Why?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet … Continue reading
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Rules That Husbands Wish Wives Knew, I may be killed for posting this.
1. Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally. 2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we’re planning to dump you and jump them. 3. Our favorite … Continue reading
Your young, dance to the loud music
“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want … Continue reading
Tops Pharmacy in Alden, NY | Be Prepared to wait
The Tops Pharmacy sign should read, I was not listening in class, so now I don’t know how to use the software. Please wait while I fumble through the menus and don’t make eye contact. The staff are usually nice … Continue reading
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Barrack Bingo
Rules for Bullshit Bingo: 1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo” 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up … Continue reading
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USA Gone To Hell :)
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks … Continue reading
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RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. Put a few giant … Continue reading
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